Horton: Here’s a… huh?

Scott Horton has taken it to the next level over on his Harper’s blog. His new entry has no text, only a title: Obama as Frodo.

Most plaussible explanation: Listening to Obama’s Oval Office speech last night, taking bong hits while listening to “Ramble On” by Zeppelin, Scotty started thinking about his favorite subjects: Guantanamo, Central Asian despots, George F. Will, the Office of Legal Council in DOJ… then when Robert Plant started wailing on that crazy bit about “Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor / I met a girl so fair / But Gollum, and the evil one, crept up / And slipped away with her” it all made sense: Gollum was John Yoo/Jay Bybee, and Bybee is like BP, and [now looking back to his TV] only Obama (Frodo) is in the position to…  oh shit!

Dude, I’ve been there myself! I wish I didn’t have this day job so I could PARTY IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!! Keep bloggin’!


One Response to “Horton: Here’s a… huh?”

  1. doomspirals Says:

    There is also a not-remote possibility that Scrap Horton was making reference to an comedy bit–that caming to my attention on recent–wherein host Jon Stewart explains Obama’s seeming departure from fore-sworn campaign ideals as resulting from his clutching of “the Ring” a la Character Frodo. There exists also the not-unimaginable possibility that somewhere in the blogosphere process, Scrote Horton committed blooper and forgetted the text/content/link/video embed. If this scenario bears resemblance to the Truth, it was surely wise of him to remove the post altogether (as he’s now done) as surely he has since realized that his chosen theme had already received its due & thorough treatment by the musical outfit Chocolate Chips. Choc Chips’ warning is clear: “You seem like a nice man, John Emory/B. Obama–I entreat you: don’t take that Seat of Power.” http://www.divshare.com/download/11723847-f30

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